Slug Quotes

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Very memorable quotes by Slugs are written on the three whiteboards for public viewing.

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General Sluggery
"Well it's ok, he loves me more than I love him."
"He's just stupid, he doesn't understand that you don't love people."
"The powerfuck is awesome."

Aaron Bader
"Yeah, we've lost several GRTs over the past couple of years due to coastal raids." - Unattributed individual to Bader in a dream.

Rob Crowell
-"You're being too hard on it."
-"I tried being gentle but it wasn't responding."

David Harvison
"Boss Maddy Index" - In discussion of the Body Mass Index.
"My life goal is to become a butt pirate"

Bizzzaro Adam
"I like Spandex. It's only really tight where you want it to be."
"Nipple armor."
"It feels good on my head again when I scooter."
"You come from a place more backwards than New Hampshire" (to YinMon)

Pia Pal
"What's its name?" - of Edwin Chen's prefrosh

Michael Scarito
"Wait... When's finals breakfast?"

Andrew Westerdale
"Heeey." - If he greets you, it's likely to be with this, in a very laid-back manner. He never says "hi" or "hello" or "what's up my house doggie g yo".
"I was giving it to you! Surprise style!" - He was talking to Emily.

Eric Marion aka Boyd
"Back in the day when Boyd was more hardcore." (2009)
"I better keep my mouth shut or else bad things will happen." (2009)