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Throughout his life, people have taken it upon themselves to memorize it. Fools, all of them.<br> | Throughout his life, people have taken it upon themselves to memorize it. Fools, all of them.<br> | ||
Being able to read at two years of age takes its toll. Esteban peaked around age seven, and is just beginning his slide back down. Luckily, he had enough intelligence left to cruise through high school and give a very cocky speech about doing just that, followed up by quoting the Simpsons.<br> | Being able to read at two years of age takes its toll. Esteban peaked around age seven, and is just beginning his slide back down. Luckily, he had enough intelligence left to cruise through high school and give a very cocky speech about doing just that, followed up by quoting the Simpsons.<br> | ||
| − | Esteban's current goals is to beat MIT. The end guy's very hard. | + | Esteban's current goals is to beat MIT. The end guy's very hard.<br><br> |
==Interests== | ==Interests== | ||
| − | Esteban is very interested in talking to people about their viewpoints. An unfortunate habit is to attack that viewpoint, even if is aligned with his. He also enjoys almost any sort of [[Shiny Thing]], collecting [[Cruft]], building things, giving ideas of what to build, and generally having a good time. | + | Esteban is very interested in talking to people about their viewpoints. An unfortunate habit is to attack that viewpoint, even if is aligned with his. He also enjoys almost any sort of [[Shiny Thing]], collecting [[Cruft]], building things, giving ideas of what to build, and generally having a good time.<br><br> |
| − | ==Projects | + | ==Projects== |
| − | ====Ranked in Order of Feasibility or Likelihood of Completion==== | + | ====Completed==== |
| − | + | <b>Cardboard Biplane:</b> Launched successfully from the [[Kitchen]] balcony with [[Pikachu]] piloting. He did not, however, reach the sand.<br> | |
| − | Pimped Swingline<br> | + | |
| − | Gauss Rifle<br> | + | ====Incomplete, Ranked in Order of Feasibility or Likelihood of Completion==== |
| − | Hovercraft<br> | + | <b>Pimped Swingline: </b>Alpha in progress. Beta will include lights.<br> |
| − | Mini-Ballista<br> | + | <b>View-switcher: </b>Requires six mirrors to build<br> |
| − | Ultralight<br> | + | <b>Gauss Rifle: </b>Requires magnets, ball bearings, and wood<br> |
| + | <b>Hovercraft: </b>Requires wood, tarp, and a leafblower at the least.<br> | ||
| + | <b>Mini-Ballista: </b>Requires wood, rope.<br> | ||
| + | <b>Ultralight: </b>Requires far too many man-hours and monies.<br> | ||
[[Category: Slugs]] | [[Category: Slugs]] | ||
Revision as of 23:04, 4 October 2005
Esteban Hufstedler is AKA Dorothy, mainly by Jehann.
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Biographical Information
Esteban Antonio Martin Guadalupe Luna Lemus Hufstedler was born on December 12, 1986. Such an auspicious day of birth as El Dia de la Virgen de Guadalupe is sure to endow any child with seven names. He learned to read, sing, and do math mainly because of the length of his name.
Throughout his life, people have taken it upon themselves to memorize it. Fools, all of them.
Being able to read at two years of age takes its toll. Esteban peaked around age seven, and is just beginning his slide back down. Luckily, he had enough intelligence left to cruise through high school and give a very cocky speech about doing just that, followed up by quoting the Simpsons.
Esteban's current goals is to beat MIT. The end guy's very hard.
Interests
Esteban is very interested in talking to people about their viewpoints. An unfortunate habit is to attack that viewpoint, even if is aligned with his. He also enjoys almost any sort of Shiny Thing, collecting Cruft, building things, giving ideas of what to build, and generally having a good time.
Projects
Completed
Cardboard Biplane: Launched successfully from the Kitchen balcony with Pikachu piloting. He did not, however, reach the sand.
Incomplete, Ranked in Order of Feasibility or Likelihood of Completion
Pimped Swingline: Alpha in progress. Beta will include lights.
View-switcher: Requires six mirrors to build
Gauss Rifle: Requires magnets, ball bearings, and wood
Hovercraft: Requires wood, tarp, and a leafblower at the least.
Mini-Ballista: Requires wood, rope.
Ultralight: Requires far too many man-hours and monies.
