Very memorable quotes by Slugs are written on the three whiteboards for public viewing.
"Well it's ok, he loves me more than I love him."
"He's just stupid, he doesn't understand that you don't love people."
"The powerfuck is awesome."
"Yeah, we've lost several GRTs over the past couple of years due to coastal raids." - Unattributed individual to Bader in a dream.
"Maybe chemistry is a strong, independent molecule who don't need no reaction mechanism."
"He needs Daddy milk."
"It is literally the fermented fruit of my loins."
"Is there something wrong with dshaar fucking all our mothers?"
"They'll be sexually interested in Max once they see him without his clothes"
"Heeey." - If he greets you, it's likely to be with this, in a very laid-back manner. He never says "hi" or "hello" or "what's up my house doggie g yo".
"I was giving it to you! Surprise style!" - He was talking to Emily.
"You don't have to be an athlete to be a racist." (2009)
Brian M Axelrod
"I'm going to set my porridge to cook."
"This is all I'm looking forward to on my 21st birthday: buying wine for cooking."
"The highlight of my life is opening the crockpot to see if my vegetables have burned or not."
"Did you not set-up mass production lines when you were a child?"
"We're all homies in the eyes of the Lord."
"I will never wreck your asshole, Soma."
"What is the gay lifestyle?"
"I love it when you're in my way. It turns me on."
"My attitude is too hot to be flame-retardant."
*entire prolapsed anus speech*
"Do you think that you'll ever reach the point in your life where you'd accept it if someone just shat on you?"
"I need my fingers to be warm and gushy for a softer touch."
"My dick-- is ENORMOUS."
"Boss Maddy Index" - In discussion of the Body Mass Index.
"My life goal is to become a butt pirate"
"I don't know why people think Ivan is froshy... He's more like just five."
"I like you a lot, but you can't have my pants."
"Are you talking about scratching your prolapsed anus?" - Emma to Candace
Max: "What would you do for a taquito?" Emma: "ANYTHING!"
"Dead children are my fetish."
"They're open." Kate Scott: "Is there food involved?"
Eric Marion aka Boyd
"Back in the day when Boyd was more hardcore." (2009)
"I better keep my mouth shut or else bad things will happen." (2009)
Ivan Tadeu Ferreira Antunes Filho
"Does the November rule apply to prefrosh?"
"Where can I buy it for free?"
"You need to get to the core zen of what is a placenta."
"You wouldn't look like a lesbian, just someone who likes girls, which is similar, but not the same."
"That's too flowery...need reptile skin...too much skin!"
"I'm ready to kiss everyone."
"Fuck you, my gums are excellent!"
"Conrad is massive."
"CO2 is evil."
"Toes are like worms"
"I don't believe in trickle-down boob."
"I am tall as fuck. I am massive."
"I actually got this wrong, guys. I'm a potato."
"I'm such a fucking potato."
"[Potatoes] have so many fucking chromosomes but they're still fucking inanimate."
- They have 48 chromosomes.
- "See, they're so fucking useless!" - Mario
[On why he's not on hall] "I asked people to shave me but I was rejected even though I was trying to make friends."
"There's only one fucking language, and it's love."
"Never have I ever taken a tactical chunder."
"You should fix your face before you sleep."
"If I had a dick, it would be the smallest dick."
"You know what makes boobs really big? Soy milk, starting from age 8."
"Wait... When's finals breakfast?"
"What's its name?" - of Edwin Chen's prefrosh
Ali: "Where's my phone?" Rachel: "Ali, you obviously twerked it into oblivion."
"If you starve someone, they're going to eat their kids."
"69 points?! That's not satisfying... which is strange considering it's 69..."
"What is that? (0.01 seconds later) Boobs."
"This is a D."
-"You're being too hard on it."
-"I tried being gentle but it wasn't responding."
"I'll take one Carter-sponsored Mexican feast for myself." (2011)
"You don't have to be naked to look good."
"I don't want to touch. I just want to watch."
"Your eyes are made for staring."
"Micchu Pacchu? That was a pretty good guess."
"I'm a drug in that book."
"Have an argument! Please! Have an underwear argument!"
"Some sort of gel emerged."
"[Emma's vagina] is like a black hole."