Very memorable quotes by Slugs are written on the three whiteboards for public viewing.
"Well it's ok, he loves me more than I love him."
"He's just stupid, he doesn't understand that you don't love people."
"The powerfuck is awesome."
"Yeah, we've lost several GRTs over the past couple of years due to coastal raids." - Unattributed individual to Bader in a dream.
-"You're being too hard on it."
-"I tried being gentle but it wasn't responding."
"Boss Maddy Index" - In discussion of the Body Mass Index.
"My life goal is to become a butt pirate"
"West Campus might as well be Harvard"
"If you don't mind getting down and dirty with Poo[h]..."
"69 points?! That's not satisfying... which is strange considering it's 69..."
"What is that? (0.01 seconds later) Boobs."
"This is a D."
"I don't want to touch. I just want to watch."
"Your eyes are made for staring."
"I need my fingers to be warm and gushy for a softer touch"
"Wait... When's finals breakfast?"
"Heeey." - If he greets you, it's likely to be with this, in a very laid-back manner. He never says "hi" or "hello" or "what's up my house doggie g yo".
"I was giving it to you! Surprise style!" - He was talking to Emily.
Eric Marion aka Boyd
"Back in the day when Boyd was more hardcore." (2009)
"I better keep my mouth shut or else bad things will happen." (2009)
"You don't have to be an athlete to be a racist." (2009)
"I'll take one Carter-sponsored Mexican feast for myself." (2011)