Esteban Hufstedler

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AKA Dorothy, mainly by Jehann.

Biographical Information

Esteban Antonio Martin Guadalupe Luna Lemus Hufstedler was born on December 12, 1986. Such an auspicious day of birth as El Dia de la Virgen de Guadalupe is sure to endow any child with seven names. He learned to read, sing, and do math mainly because of the length of his name.
Throughout his life, people have taken it upon themselves to memorize it. Fools, all of them.
Being able to read at two years of age takes its toll. Esteban peaked around age seven, and is just beginning his slide back down. Luckily, he had enough intelligence left to cruise through high school and give a very cocky speech about doing just that, followed up by quoting the Simpsons.
Esteban's current goals are beating MIT (the end guy is very hard, apparently,) building deals, and having a good time.

Projects In Planning or Execution or Never Happening

Ranked in Order of Feasibility or Likelihood of Completion

Cardboard Biplane
Pimped Swingline
Gauss Rifle