Matt Fishburn is a formerly bitter Hall Chair. He once was happy but has since been destroyed by the institvte.
Fish is one of three participants in the wager
Fish is the resident Geek Chair of Fourth East, a title inherited from Vimal, and keeps our Athena machines and other technical equipment in good working order. He is also a closet mathematician, though at times he repudiates this charge.
Fish is purported to have a super-secret girlfriend, the identity of whom is of much speculation among some slugs, and whose existence Fish flatly denies. While no longer a Hall Chair, Fish maintains his bitterness in exemplary fashion.