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"Well it's ok, he loves me more than I love him."<br>
 
"Well it's ok, he loves me more than I love him."<br>
 
"He's just stupid, he doesn't understand that you don't love people."<br>
 
"He's just stupid, he doesn't understand that you don't love people."<br>
"The powerfuck is <i>awesome</i>."
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"The powerfuck is <i>awesome</i>."<br>
 
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'''[[Aaron Bader]]'''<BR>
 
'''[[Aaron Bader]]'''<BR>
 
"Yeah, we've lost several GRTs over the past couple of years due to coastal raids." - Unattributed individual to Bader in a dream.<br>
 
"Yeah, we've lost several GRTs over the past couple of years due to coastal raids." - Unattributed individual to Bader in a dream.<br>
  
'''[[Rob Crowell]]'''<br>
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'''[[Adam Dadvar]]''' <br>
-"You're being too hard on it."<br>
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"Maybe chemistry is a strong, independent molecule who don't need no reaction mechanism." <br>
-"I tried being gentle but it wasn't responding."
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'''[[Akshat Bubna]]'''<BR>
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"[[Daniel Shaar |D shaar]]"<br>
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"He needs Daddy milk." <br>
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"It is literally the fermented fruit of my loins." <br>
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'''[[Andres Perez]]''' <br>
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"Is there something wrong with [[Daniel Shaar | dshaar]] fucking all our mothers?" <br>
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"They'll be sexually interested in [[Max Baas-Thomas | Max]] once they see him without his clothes" <br>
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'''[[Andrew Westerdale]]'''<BR>
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"Heeey." - If he greets you, it's likely to be with this, in a very laid-back manner. He never says "hi" or "hello" or "what's up my house doggie g yo".<BR>
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"I was giving it to you! Surprise style!" - He was talking to Emily.
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'''[[Ben Peters]]'''<br>
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"You don't have to be an athlete to be a racist." (2009)
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'''[[Brian M Axelrod]]''' <br>
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"I'm going to set my porridge to cook." <br>
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"This is all I'm looking forward to on my 21st birthday: buying wine for cooking." <br>
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"The highlight of my life is opening the crockpot to see if my vegetables have burned or not." <br>
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"Did you not set-up mass production lines when you were a child?" <br>
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'''[[Candace Okumko]]''' <br>
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"We're all homies in the eyes of the Lord."<br>
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"I will ''never'' wreck your asshole, [[Soma Mitra-Behura | Soma]]." <br>
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"What is the gay lifestyle?" <br>
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"I love it when you're in my way. It turns me on." <br>
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"My attitude is too '''hot''' to be flame-retardant." <br>
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>entire prolapsed anus speech* <br>
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"Do you think that you'll ever reach the point in your life where you'd accept it if someone just shat on you?" <br>
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'''[[Daniel Shaar]]''' <BR>
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"I need my fingers to be warm and gushy for a softer touch." <br>
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"My dick-- ''is'' ENORMOUS''." <br>
  
 
'''[[David Harvison]]'''<br>
 
'''[[David Harvison]]'''<br>
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'''[[Emma Rutkowski]]'''<br>
 
'''[[Emma Rutkowski]]'''<br>
 
"I don't know why people think [[Ivan Tadeu Ferreira Antunes Filho | Ivan]] is froshy... He's more like just five." <br>
 
"I don't know why people think [[Ivan Tadeu Ferreira Antunes Filho | Ivan]] is froshy... He's more like just five." <br>
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"I like you a lot, but you can't have my pants." <br>
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"Are you talking about scratching your prolapsed anus?" - Emma to [[Candace Okumko |Candace]] <br>
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'''Murderoy:''' "What would you do for a taquito?" '''Emma:''' "''ANYTHING!''" <br>
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"Dead children are my fetish." <br>
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"They're open." '''Kate Scott''': "Is there food involved?" <br>
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'''[[Eric Marion]] aka Boyd'''<br>
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"Back in the day when Boyd was more hardcore." (2009) <br>
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"I better keep my mouth shut or else bad things will happen." (2009)<br>
  
 
'''[[Ivan Tadeu Ferreira Antunes Filho]]''' <BR>
 
'''[[Ivan Tadeu Ferreira Antunes Filho]]''' <BR>
 
"Does the November rule apply to prefrosh?" <br>
 
"Does the November rule apply to prefrosh?" <br>
  
'''Pia Pal'''<br>
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'''[[Jacob Miske]]''' <BR>
"What's its name?" - of [[Edwin Chen]]'s prefrosh<br>
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"Where can I buy it for free?" <br>
  
'''[[Nathaneal Knopf]]''' <BR>
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'''[[Jess Kenney]]''' <br>
"West Campus might as well be Harvard" <br>
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"You need to get to the core zen of what is a placenta." <br>
"If you don't mind getting down and dirty with Poo[h]..." <br>
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"You wouldn't look like a lesbian, just someone who likes girls, which is similar, but not the same." <br>
  
'''[[Max Baas-Thomas]]''' <br>
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'''[[Julia Kudryashev]]''' <br>
"There's only one fucking language, and it's love." <br>
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"That's too flowery...need reptile skin...too much skin!" <br>
  
'''[[Rayna]]''' <br>
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'''[[Kevin Zhou]]''' <br>
"69 points?! That's not satisfying... which is strange considering it's 69..." <br>
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"I'm ready to kiss everyone." <br>
"What is that? (0.01 seconds later) Boobs." <br>
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"This is a D." <br>
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'''[[Soma Mitra-Behura]]''' <BR>
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'''[[Linda Gong]]'''<br>
"I don't want to touch. I just want to watch." <br>
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"Fuck you, my gums are excellent!" <br>
"Your eyes are made for staring." <br>
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"Conrad is massive." <br>
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"CO2 is evil." <br>
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"Toes are like worms" <br>
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"I don't believe in trickle-down boob." <br>
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"I am tall as fuck. I am massive." <br>
  
'''[[Daniel Shaar]]''' <BR>
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'''[[Mario Contreras]]''' <br>
"I need my fingers to be warm and gushy for a softer touch" <br>
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"I actually got this wrong, guys. I'm a potato." <br>
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"I'm such a fucking potato." <br>
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"[Potatoes] have so many fucking chromosomes but they're still fucking inanimate." <br>
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*[http://www.omgfacts.com/lists/11915/A-potato-has-more-chromosomes-than-you They have 48 chromosomes.]
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*"See, they're so fucking useless!" - Mario
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[On why he's not on hall] "I asked people to shave me but I was rejected even though I was trying to make friends." <br>
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'''[[Megan O'Leary]]''' <br>
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"You should fix your face before you sleep." <br>
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'''[[Melanie Chen]]''' <br>
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"If I had a dick, it would be the smallest dick." <br>
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"You know what makes boobs really big? Soy milk, starting from age 8." <br>
  
 
'''Michael Scarito'''<BR>
 
'''Michael Scarito'''<BR>
 
"Wait... When's finals breakfast?"
 
"Wait... When's finals breakfast?"
  
'''[[Andrew Westerdale]]'''<BR>
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'''Murderoy''' <br>
"Heeey." - If he greets you, it's likely to be with this, in a very laid-back manner. He never says "hi" or "hello" or "what's up my house doggie g yo".<BR>
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"There's only one fucking language, and it's love." <br>
"I was giving it to you! Surprise style!" - He was talking to Emily.
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"Never have I ever taken a tactical chunder." <br>
  
'''[[Eric Marion]] aka Boyd'''<br>
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'''Pia Pal'''<br>
"Back in the day when Boyd was more hardcore." (2009) <br>
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"What's its name?" - of [[Edwin Chen]]'s prefrosh<br>
"I better keep my mouth shut or else bad things will happen." (2009)
+
  
'''[[Ben Peters]]'''<br>
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'''[[Rachel Aviles]]'''<br>
"You don't have to be an athlete to be a racist." (2009)
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'''[[Ali Finklestein |Ali]]:''' "Where's my phone?" '''Rachel:''' "[[Ali Finklestein |Ali]], you obviously twerked it into oblivion." <br>
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'''[[Rami Manna]]''' <br>
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"If you starve someone, they're going to eat their kids." <br>
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'''[[Rayna Gadzheva]]''' <br>
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"69 points?! That's not satisfying... which is strange considering it's 69..." <br>
 +
"What is that? (0.01 seconds later) Boobs." <br>
 +
"This is a D." <br>
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 +
'''[[Rob Crowell]]'''<br>
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-"You're being too hard on it."<br>
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-"I tried being gentle but it wasn't responding."
  
 
'''Robj'''<br>
 
'''Robj'''<br>
 
"I'll take one Carter-sponsored Mexican feast for myself." (2011)
 
"I'll take one Carter-sponsored Mexican feast for myself." (2011)
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[[Category: Slugfest Culture]]<br>
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'''[[Slava Kim]]''' <br>
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"You don't have to be naked to look good."<br>
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'''[[Soma Mitra-Behura]]''' <BR>
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"I don't want to touch. I just want to watch." <br>
 +
"Your eyes are made for staring." <br>
 +
"Micchu Pacchu? That was a pretty good guess." <br>
 +
"I'm a drug in that book." <br>
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"Have an argument! Please! Have an underwear argument!" <br>
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'''[[Taylor Sims]]''' <br>
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"Some sort of gel emerged." <br>
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"<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Emma Rutkowski|Emma]]'s vagina] is like a black hole." <br>

Latest revision as of 13:36, 18 January 2017

Very memorable quotes by Slugs are written on the three whiteboards for public viewing.

Begin Quotes

General Sluggery
"Well it's ok, he loves me more than I love him."
"He's just stupid, he doesn't understand that you don't love people."
"The powerfuck is awesome."

Aaron Bader
"Yeah, we've lost several GRTs over the past couple of years due to coastal raids." - Unattributed individual to Bader in a dream.

Adam Dadvar
"Maybe chemistry is a strong, independent molecule who don't need no reaction mechanism."

Akshat Bubna
"D shaar"
"He needs Daddy milk."
"It is literally the fermented fruit of my loins."

Andres Perez
"Is there something wrong with dshaar fucking all our mothers?"
"They'll be sexually interested in Max once they see him without his clothes"

Andrew Westerdale
"Heeey." - If he greets you, it's likely to be with this, in a very laid-back manner. He never says "hi" or "hello" or "what's up my house doggie g yo".
"I was giving it to you! Surprise style!" - He was talking to Emily.

Ben Peters
"You don't have to be an athlete to be a racist." (2009)

Brian M Axelrod
"I'm going to set my porridge to cook."
"This is all I'm looking forward to on my 21st birthday: buying wine for cooking."
"The highlight of my life is opening the crockpot to see if my vegetables have burned or not."
"Did you not set-up mass production lines when you were a child?"

Candace Okumko
"We're all homies in the eyes of the Lord."
"I will never wreck your asshole, Soma."
"What is the gay lifestyle?"
"I love it when you're in my way. It turns me on."
"My attitude is too hot to be flame-retardant."
*entire prolapsed anus speech*
"Do you think that you'll ever reach the point in your life where you'd accept it if someone just shat on you?"

Daniel Shaar
"I need my fingers to be warm and gushy for a softer touch."
"My dick-- is ENORMOUS."

David Harvison
"Boss Maddy Index" - In discussion of the Body Mass Index.
"My life goal is to become a butt pirate"

Emma Rutkowski
"I don't know why people think Ivan is froshy... He's more like just five."
"I like you a lot, but you can't have my pants."
"Are you talking about scratching your prolapsed anus?" - Emma to Candace
Murderoy: "What would you do for a taquito?" Emma: "ANYTHING!"
"Dead children are my fetish."
"They're open." Kate Scott: "Is there food involved?"

Eric Marion aka Boyd
"Back in the day when Boyd was more hardcore." (2009)
"I better keep my mouth shut or else bad things will happen." (2009)

Ivan Tadeu Ferreira Antunes Filho
"Does the November rule apply to prefrosh?"

Jacob Miske
"Where can I buy it for free?"

Jess Kenney
"You need to get to the core zen of what is a placenta."
"You wouldn't look like a lesbian, just someone who likes girls, which is similar, but not the same."

Julia Kudryashev
"That's too flowery...need reptile skin...too much skin!"

Kevin Zhou
"I'm ready to kiss everyone."

Linda Gong
"Fuck you, my gums are excellent!"
"Conrad is massive."
"CO2 is evil."
"Toes are like worms"
"I don't believe in trickle-down boob."
"I am tall as fuck. I am massive."

Mario Contreras
"I actually got this wrong, guys. I'm a potato."
"I'm such a fucking potato."
"[Potatoes] have so many fucking chromosomes but they're still fucking inanimate."

[On why he's not on hall] "I asked people to shave me but I was rejected even though I was trying to make friends."

Megan O'Leary
"You should fix your face before you sleep."

Melanie Chen
"If I had a dick, it would be the smallest dick."
"You know what makes boobs really big? Soy milk, starting from age 8."

Michael Scarito
"Wait... When's finals breakfast?"

Murderoy
"There's only one fucking language, and it's love."
"Never have I ever taken a tactical chunder."

Pia Pal
"What's its name?" - of Edwin Chen's prefrosh

Rachel Aviles
Ali: "Where's my phone?" Rachel: "Ali, you obviously twerked it into oblivion."

Rami Manna
"If you starve someone, they're going to eat their kids."

Rayna Gadzheva
"69 points?! That's not satisfying... which is strange considering it's 69..."
"What is that? (0.01 seconds later) Boobs."
"This is a D."

Rob Crowell
-"You're being too hard on it."
-"I tried being gentle but it wasn't responding."

Robj
"I'll take one Carter-sponsored Mexican feast for myself." (2011)

Slava Kim
"You don't have to be naked to look good."

Soma Mitra-Behura
"I don't want to touch. I just want to watch."
"Your eyes are made for staring."
"Micchu Pacchu? That was a pretty good guess."
"I'm a drug in that book."
"Have an argument! Please! Have an underwear argument!"

Taylor Sims
"Some sort of gel emerged."
"[Emma's vagina] is like a black hole."