Very memorable quotes by Slugs are written on the three whiteboards for public viewing.
"Well it's ok, he loves me more than I love him."
"He's just stupid, he doesn't understand that you don't love people."
"The powerfuck is awesome."
"Yeah, we've lost several GRTs over the past couple of years due to coastal raids." - Unattributed individual to Bader in a dream.
"Heeey." - If he greets you, it's likely to be with this, in a very laid-back manner. He never says "hi" or "hello" or "what's up my house doggie g yo".
"I was giving it to you! Surprise style!" - He was talking to Emily.
"You don't have to be an athlete to be a racist." (2009)
Brian M Axelrod
"I'm going to set my porridge to cook."
"This is all I'm looking forward to on my 21st birthday: buying wine for cooking."
"The highlight of my life is opening the crockpot to see if my vegetables have burned or not."
"Did you not set-up mass production lines when you were a child?"
"We're all homies in the eyes of the Lord."
"I will never wreck your asshole, Soma."
"What is the gay lifestyle?"
"I love it when you're in my way. It turns me on."
"My attitude is too hot to be flame-retardant."
*entire prolapsed anus speech*
"Do you think that you'll ever reach the point in your life where you'd accept it if someone just shat on you?"
"I need my fingers to be warm and gushy for a softer touch."
"My dick-- is ENORMOUS."
"Boss Maddy Index" - In discussion of the Body Mass Index.
"My life goal is to become a butt pirate"
"I don't know why people think Ivan is froshy... He's more like just five."
"I like you a lot, but you can't have my pants."
"Are you talking about scratching your prolapsed anus?" - Emma to Candace
Max: "What would you do for a taquito?" Emma: "ANYTHING!"
"Dead children are my fetish."
Eric Marion aka Boyd
"Back in the day when Boyd was more hardcore." (2009)
"I better keep my mouth shut or else bad things will happen." (2009)
Ivan Tadeu Ferreira Antunes Filho
"Does the November rule apply to prefrosh?"
"You need to get to the core zen of what is a placenta."
"You wouldn't look like a lesbian, just someone who likes girls, which is similar, but not the same."
"That's too flowery...need reptile skin...too much skin!"
"I'm ready to kiss everyone."
"I actually got this wrong, guys. I'm a potato."
"I'm such a fucking potato."
"[Potatoes] have so many fucking chromosomes but they're still fucking inanimate."
- They have 48 chromosomes.
- "See, they're so fucking useless!" - Mario
[On why he's not on hall] "I asked people to shave me but I was rejected even though I was trying to make friends."
"There's only one fucking language, and it's love."
"Never have I ever taken a tactical chunder."
"You should fix your face before you sleep."
"Wait... When's finals breakfast?"
"West Campus might as well be Harvard"
"If you don't mind getting down and dirty with Poo[h]..."
"You look like you need a blowjob."
"There's not enough alcohol in the world to make up for 18.02."
"Nathaniel's Challenge: If Malia Obama goes to Berkeley, he will blow every dude on hall."
[drawing on Nathaniel's belly button] "You're dangerously close to my no-no square!"
"Dshaar is not my one-and-only; he's my five-and-sometimes."
[out of fucking nowhere] "I think I have armpit cancer."
"I want to drown a toddler in his panties."
"I would listen to [Dourmashkin] teach me anything. He could talk about how to Nazis are great and I would love everything he said."
- FYI: Nathaniel is Jewish.
"My mom has some really fuckin' nice ovaries."
"The universe is a book in a language I'm not familiar with."
"[on having to clean hall] This might as well be Baker." <be>
"What's its name?" - of Edwin Chen's prefrosh
"If you starve someone, they're going to eat their kids."
"69 points?! That's not satisfying... which is strange considering it's 69..."
"What is that? (0.01 seconds later) Boobs."
"This is a D."
-"You're being too hard on it."
-"I tried being gentle but it wasn't responding."
"I'll take one Carter-sponsored Mexican feast for myself." (2011)
"You don't have to be naked to look good."
"I don't want to touch. I just want to watch."
"Your eyes are made for staring."
"Micchu Pacchu? That was a pretty good guess."
"I'm a drug in that book."
"Have an argument! Please! Have an underwear argument!"