Very memorable quotes by Slugs are written on the three whiteboards for public viewing.
"Well it's ok, he loves me more than I love him."
"He's just stupid, he doesn't understand that you don't love people."
"The powerfuck is awesome."
"Yeah, we've lost several GRTs over the past couple of years due to coastal raids." - Unattributed individual to Bader in a dream.
"Is there something wrong with dshaar fucking all our mothers?"
"They'll be sexually interested in Max once they see him without his clothes"
"Heeey." - If he greets you, it's likely to be with this, in a very laid-back manner. He never says "hi" or "hello" or "what's up my house doggie g yo".
"I was giving it to you! Surprise style!" - He was talking to Emily.
"You don't have to be an athlete to be a racist." (2009)
Brian M Axelrod
"I'm going to set my porridge to cook."
"This is all I'm looking forward to on my 21st birthday: buying wine for cooking."
"The highlight of my life is opening the crockpot to see if my vegetables have burned or not."
"We're all homies in the eyes of the Lord."
"I will never wreck your asshole, Soma."
"What is the gay lifestyle?"
"I love it when you're in my way. It turns me on."
"I need my fingers to be warm and gushy for a softer touch."
"My dick-- is ENORMOUS."
"Boss Maddy Index" - In discussion of the Body Mass Index.
"My life goal is to become a butt pirate"
"I don't know why people think Ivan is froshy... He's more like just five."
"I like you a lot, but you can't have my pants."
Eric Marion aka Boyd
"Back in the day when Boyd was more hardcore." (2009)
"I better keep my mouth shut or else bad things will happen." (2009)
Ivan Tadeu Ferreira Antunes Filho
"Does the November rule apply to prefrosh?"
"I'm ready to kiss everyone."
"There's only one fucking language, and it's love."
"Wait... When's finals breakfast?"
"West Campus might as well be Harvard"
"If you don't mind getting down and dirty with Poo[h]..."
"You look like you need a blowjob."
"There's not enough alcohol in the world to make up for 18.02."
"Nathaniel's Challenge: If Malia [Obama] goes to Berkeley, he will blow every dude on hall."
"What's its name?" - of Edwin Chen's prefrosh
"69 points?! That's not satisfying... which is strange considering it's 69..."
"What is that? (0.01 seconds later) Boobs."
"This is a D."
-"You're being too hard on it."
-"I tried being gentle but it wasn't responding."
"I'll take one Carter-sponsored Mexican feast for myself." (2011)
"You don't have to be naked to look good."
"I don't want to touch. I just want to watch."
"Your eyes are made for staring."
"Micchu Pacchu? That was a pretty good guess."
"I'm a drug in that book."
"Some sort of gel emerged."